I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat. Elwyn Brooks White
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. Elwyn Brooks White
Commas in The New Yorker fall with the precision of knives in a circus act, outlining the victim. Elwyn Brooks White
The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people. Elwyn Brooks White
To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. Elwyn Brooks White
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority. Elwyn Brooks White
English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education – sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street. Elwyn Brooks White
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. Elwyn Brooks White
War is something of man's own fostering, and if all mankind renounces it, then it is no longer there. Alan Alexander Milne
I don't ever want to stop making country, and I don't want to stop making electronic music, either. Zac Brown
Nobody should have any illusion about the possibility of gaining military superiority over Russia. We will never allow this to happen. Vladimir Putin
Elwyn Brooks White
Alan Alexander Milne
Kurt Cobain
Zac Brown
Vladimir Putin